There's a Category 4 Hurricane named 'Hillary' barrelling towards California right now and it will still be a Category 2 or 3 when it makes landfall on Saturday

Oh and nobody there is prepared for a hurricane.

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Kind of kooky how these once in a lifetime weather events just keep happening, man wonder what the cause is? Oh well.
- One of my coworkers who im going to be working with much more closely now kept rambling about directed energy weapons in Hawaii
  
  It's the same shit the right used to DEBOOONK the cali wildfires years back and where marjorie taylor greene got the "jewish space lasers" meme attached to her.
  
  My chuddy brother sent me a meme about that.
  
  Just tell them if China invented space lasers then we should just surrender to them
Honestly folks it's fine. I just purchased some carbon offsets so that fixed it. The ocean cooled back down to a reasonable temperature and the hurricane will die down before it makes landfall
- Come on dude, I was monitoring coast line house prices, they'll have to sell once water levels rise!
*I meant Hilary and Sunday.
looks like TJ and SD will hopefully be spared from a hurricane, at least

but that area is basically a desert lmao, I wonder how much erosion will happen
It will be a tropical storm, not a category 2 or 3... you can clearly see the yellow on the california coast and the yellow in the little color key below the map.
- Fortunately nobody lives in Mexico where it's going to hit first so that's fine
  
  baja is still california. you may refer to yankee-california as "occupied california" if you wish
  
  The way the title is worded it's referring to landfall in California, not Mexico.

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