This was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good story
This was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good story
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"in the spirit of the holidays we will crushing 75% fewer orphans until January 1st!"
46 0 ReplyBut where will I get my orphan paste you monster
8 0 ReplySynthetic orphan paste is just as good and you know it!
6 0 ReplyPshh, that's horsecock
You do know they use crushed orphan puppy's for synthetic paste, yeah?
3 0 ReplyAll things considered, using synthetic orphan paste has a bigger carbon footprint, due to all the CO2 those orphans will create in the future
2 0 ReplyYes, but there's a clear surplus population of dogs! And the dogs cannot so easily work the mines and the fine machinery of the factories as can the orphans! You must consider the economy in these matters.
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