Look, desperate times call for desperate measures, what can I say?

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Does getting married in D&D confer bonuses to your hit die, like how marriage IRL confers a bonus to your taxes?
- Almost!
  
  http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:ceremony
  
  Wedding. You touch adult humanoids willing to be bonded together in marriage. For the next 7 days, each target gains a +2 bonus to AC while they are within 30 feet of each other. A creature can benefit from this rite again only if widowed.
  
  lmao awesome
  
  I also like they can only do it again if they are widowed.
  
  "I'm sorry babe. It's the 8th day and I need the bonus."
  
  Animated Spellbook on the subject
Hail Sylvian, now we just need some penitence armor and a legally distinct soul edge
DnDaddies reference?
- Nah probably just a reference to Ceremony giving 2 married creatures +1 AC
  
  Oh right
sure sure
We have a Leroy Jenkins!

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