Like Neo in The Matrix and "I know kung fu", what one ability would you choose to upload directly to your mind?

Either having a complete understanding of modern-day physics or knowing how to play the violin.

Ability to complete a household project with only 1 trip to the hardware store.

I want the entirety of mathematics indellably etched into my mental model. I want to see the math behind everything in reality the way Neo saw the matrix code in the walls of the grubby apartment buildings.

Whatever is fun and makes money. Tired of being bored and broke all the time.

I'd upload a few languages. Instantly being able to speak and read an array of languages and traveling the world would be fun.

Guitar sounds fun

NZT-48 + CPH4 = 🧠

Speaking Korean, I live here for 4 years already and despite pushing moderatelly to learn it, I don't speak it at all. Everything I learn I forget very fast again.

If I could have something magical: I'd like to be able to accelerate my thinking so I can have as long as I want to think things through

If it's gotta be real: easier to use memory, I feel like I have no idea what's going on bc I forget shit, but it's not forgotten I just didn't remember that memory at the right time even though I had it..

Talking to people hasn't been going well lately

Time travel

Download more RAM. My working memory is shit (ADHD).

Polyglotism. Being able to speak every language would be practically a superpower.

Read and write all languages. Be it swahili, mandarin, latin, hieroglyfs, python, c++ or java. ;)

The ability to upload any ability into my mind that I can think of and be amazing at it.

Shashahshaaa!

Runs away and throws pocket sand

I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

At worst, I'd quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I'd become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

"I know how to make myself do the thing I planned to do."

How to people.

I have great ideas and am horrible at explaining them.

Whatever skills would result in what the deep mediators to control autonomic functions like heartrate and could mimic death. I don't just want the control thing though I want the whole kit that comes with it which would likely have some martial arts. figure like and ideal shaolin type of thing.

The ability to make an ability uploading tool.

Ability to play the guitar like Gilmour, EVH, Page and Hendrix.

Medicine. If I could get an upload to make me an instant doctor, that would be amazing.

The ability to perform high level mathematics and computer science tasks including programming languages and logic.

I'd love to know how to dance, I mean really properly dance for every situation, not just a generic two foot shuffle. I've seen some people who can dance properly and they looked cool as fuck.

The ability to deal with the rush and then persistence of negative feeling whenever anything bad happens, my routine is thrown off, or even I have to do something I'd rather not, because I do not cope well with any of those, and it causes me to shut down.

The usual advice is to "bury it", "hold it" or "suck it up" for some unspecified later time, but that was basically my old coping mechanism and It Does Not Work™ any more.

So I'd like the upgraded version of that. Whatever it is. Preferably a version that won't break or occasionally malfunction (we call those "Warning signs", kids) like the original one did.

I moderate amount of control of my mental health

Playing the piano and other instruments like a master. Music conveys feelings we can’t convey otherwise.

Ability to fold a fitted sheet.

Musical ability — perfect pitch, great rhythm. I'm an okay musician after years working at it, but I'd love to be better.

Is Charisma an uploadable skill? If so, I'd love to upload the entire library to displace my Charisn'tma.

Playing the piano, or just singing at a professional level. Would be amazing to know, but takes years of constant practice and teaching to learn.

Psychotherapy

Auto maintenance and repair

OR

household maintenance and repair; handyman stuff

being able to inspect/ appraise any item and get comprehensive details about it.

it would be great to spot antiques and famous works from garage/ lawn sales.

Being able to feel joy/happiness. I really don't understand or know what those things are but everyone says it's wonderful and awesome. So It would be awesome to experience it at least once.

Kung Fu

Skateboarding. Looks so fun

How to fluently speak a foreign language. I'm A2 with French but I could live with Spanish or German as well.

"I know how to understand and speak every language with the proper accent. Wöáh."

The ability to sew anything. I love to binge sewing vids so being able to take some scraps and make cool shit would be amazing.

I did Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for a while untill after the 3rd injury I realised this isn't going to be good on the long run and I stopped doing it. However, it was long enough to see what a magical power that is so I'd say that being able to posses the skills of a black belt without going thru the training would be quite nice.

People don't realise how helpless you'll feel trying to wrestle with someone who knows what they're doing. Being bigger and stronger will not save you unless you get really lucky.

maths.

I never had enough brains to not suck at maths.

Deduction, at superhuman speed of course just like neos kung fu speed.
Deduce the optimal stock market traction to gain a big chunk of capital so I can than deduce the best proper services to provide, or find the proper projects

Psychology.

I assume psychology is very useful for social interaction, but complicated and mid-impact enough that I personally wouldn't bother to analog-learn it.

Math, specifically gambling.

Sex probably

Knowing every tree, plant, insect, ...

Having a strong speech skill. I'll have the silver tongue needed to talk and utilize etiquette to get what I need and want. Maybe even pick up someone too.

Mind control.

My first thought was also languages, but all the classes for a bachelors in nuclear engineering would be nice. Huge passion of mine and I can't really pursue a degree at this point in my life

How to speak Japanese. I'd move there in a heartbeat.

Tell me it doesn't use alien DNA like In Prey (2017)