So annoying when a new starfleet pilot gets into the hyperspace lane on impulse speed and everyone behind has to blow half a gram of dilithium braking and going around.
For real though, why are there so many people (who are obviously not new or student drivers) driving around with those stickers? They seem to drive around like that sticker is a license to act like a complete fool on the road and is almost entirely unlike the dumb things your average student driver will do.
Serious question, do you feel like you’re seeing more and more of them of late? I do but my husband thinks I’m just falling victim to whichever theory or whatever it is that when you notice something, you start noticing more of it over and over but it is not any more common than it was before. I’m not convinced.
Anyway recently I was behind one that made me laugh. It said:
New Driver
Good Luck Everyone
I'm absolutely seeing more of them. They're all relatively new stickers on newer and older cars. They're all of about the same few designs. They're actual bumper stickers, not magnets or signs hung with suction cups in a rear windows, so they're basically permanent. Permanent student driver stickers just don't make any sense for their supposed purpose. The stickers are going to last so much longer than it would normally take anyone to become a mostly proficient driver.
What are the odds there's a Prime universe Galaxy class with a lift-kit on their nacelles, rolling-coal venting-plasma, with an aftermarket aft tractor beam hauling 3 runabout shuttles, flying a Terra Prime flag, a silhouette window decal of Phillip Green giving the finger, and when he docks with a star base the captain constantly complains about the price of dilithium.
I'm sure all the vessels from Angel I would be plastered with Mom Life hair/sunglasses, Baby up in this Bitch, and Rollin' with my Homies #MomLife decals on half the windows.