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Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can't elope)
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?
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