WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local geriatric has found himself getting wound up again today, it can be confirmed. Speaking to our reporter a short time ago, Aisling Moloney says her dad has been lighting up the family group chat. “At least he’s not on about furries and kitty litter this time,”...
"Everyone gets a medal in this generation" says man from generation who insisted on the practice because their own egos couldn't handle the notion that their kids weren't perfect at everything, even though the kids themselves were just fine not being rewarded for failure.