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The president can only pardon federal crimes, murder is handled by state law.
Could have told the FBI to not bother looking.
He crossed state lines to commit a crime that could be classified as terrorism.
Sounds like a federal case to me!
Depends on how officially he's pardoning him
This could work
Or we convince him that it will improve his approval ratings for the election in November, and hope he truly DOES have dementia. Maybe he won't realize it's December? Maybe he forgot he's not running for a 2nd term?
Or convince him he's rich, I guess. He just pardoned a bunch of rich despicable people.
An Irish man would never love a son named Luigi
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