Recently, I was shopping for a hard drive at a big box store and tried to filter by capacity ...

Yeah, you definitely don't want to get one that only holds 1 chicken. The extra money is worth it to hold 1 chickens.

640 kilochickens ought to be enough for anybody.

Automation has truly ruined online shopping. These days you can order from a respectable brandname on a big company website and find out later the seller is actually nanchangshishengyuedianzishangwuyouxiangongsi and they sent you a completely different product than advertised.

Just today I was trying to look for something at homedepot and not only were the filters exactly like that, but they were also additive. So if I selected both "1 chicken" and "1 chickens" to cover both spellings, it would say 0 results because no product matches both at the same time.

Surprised nobody has linked this one yet:

Personally, I measure capacity in Tera-dactyls.

How many 0 TB drives do i need to store this image?

I would filter by 1 chicken just to see what comes up

1 chickens, please!

I'm gonna upgrade to the 0 TB hard drive pretty soon so everything stops using up so much storage

I absolutely despise how online retailers have always allowed sellers to use the most nonsensical classifications for certain item categories, to the point most categories' filters are fucking useless

"User experience? Lol fuck that, browse endlessly you fucking peon!"

One chicken is equal to 1,024 Bacockobytes of data (more commonly known as simply a 'bacock')

It's for the Chicken PDF, silly!

Try a different store, they probably have a 1 PetaPerson drive.

Which language has a word/abbreviation that can translate as either chicken or something to do with data storage?

What the cluck

Yo, give me the hard drive that fits another bard drive. I'll load a hard drive onto the hard drive in my hard drive so I can load a hard drive on it.

!softwaregore@lemmy.world

From personal experience, you will only be able to fit one chicken into your network, but you will end up with at least two, possibly more.

If you refuse to buy said chickens, one or more will arrive on their own

So, you might as well just default to three and hope that's the end of it.

The good news is that chickens very much enjoy the warmth of a humming PC, and will gladly lay eggs there.

That last part is not a joke.

Sizes:

• 8
• XL
• Dennis
• Small
• 0
• O
• XXM
• Panamax
• 500GiB

How much was the nothing drive?

im getting the new WD Black 1 chicken drive. the RD/RW speeds blow SSD's out of the water.

They don't come in furlongs anymore?

I'll take 2 1 chickens plz.

Can we see the six search results for chickens?

Hello I would like to deposit five chickens worth of information

1 Toribyte

1 chickens

That's what you need to sacrifice to the demon lord's of the Bit to get a drive

https://diskprices.com/ is helpful

you see the size of that chicken?

Alright, let's do some math.

According to a quick search, chicken wire weighs about 0.07537 lbs/ft^2 (sorry for using yeehaw units). When building a chicken run, you need about 10 ft^2 of ground area per chicken, which will use around 50 ft^2 of chicken wire, give or take. This comes to 3.7685 lbs of chicken wire.

Another quick search shows the average hard drive is about 1.38 lbs, which means the average hard drive has a capacity of only 0.366 chickens. Which makes the 1 chicken capacity drives quite competitive, really.

Just be careful, it might weigh your case down quite a bit.

Don't look in the filters for pots.

!softwaregore@lemmy.world

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