I don't own much furniture because I have to move every time my rent goes up.

Literally me.

My current garage "apartment" has a playschool "babies first refrigerator" type thing masquerading as a refrigerator and my father said he'd get me a small freezer for a holiday gift and I literally told him "I really don't want more things to move around, I don't even want my bed."

I got a chair like that leather one but it can actually recline and stop anywhere along the way down or up, SUCK ON EAMES you stationary loser