Clown School Student Who Tried to Smuggle Gold-Plated Pistol into Australia Claims Google Said It Was 'OK'
Clown School Student Who Tried to Smuggle Gold-Plated Pistol into Australia Claims Google Said It Was 'OK'
A Florida woman who traveled to Australia to "get into clown school" and was stopped when Australian Border Force officers found a pistol and ammunition in her luggage said Google told her it was "OK."
From Florida, of course 😄
There's even more to the story, every step even more absurd than the other:
US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year
US woman backflips in court, pleads guilty to smuggling 24-carat gold gun into SydneyA review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.
“What about the gun in your bag?” she was asked by a customs officer. Goodson replied: “Oh yeah, I forgot about that.”
"I am scared of shooting it... I would probably just pistol whip until I got training again," she said.
The court also heard that she previously owned two other guns while living in the States, but she had accidentally given them away. "Those guns I ended up giving away, because I accidentally left them in a donation box."
Clown school principal: “I’m sorry ma’am, we have nothing to teach you.”
US woman backflips in court
I'm gonna need a courtroom sketch of that
You’re welcome.
The stupid of this chick really manages to one-up itself with each sentence, huh?
Holy fuck 💀
Oh wow that's as Florida as it gets
This is so bizarre. Clown school? Gold plated gun?
And to top it off, an American with no concept of laws being different outside the US
as someone who went to clown school, I can't say that everyone there was very smart.
they had to have an intervention with the year below me because they all stopped eating solid food to do a fad diet with some kind of herbal tea.
Just putting it out there - this is one of those situations where a story about the inner drama of clown school (with pictures if possible) could elevate you to an internet legend. I personally had no idea it was a multi-year process.
Joel McHale might play you in the movie adaptation. This lady could make a cameo once she’s out of prison and deported back to the US. Maybe don’t startle her on set, though.
I bet you could do a really interesting AMA based on that experience
Maybe!
in the mean time the school I attended in name checked in this article
That is how you show up to clown school.
They can just hand her the diploma and send her off again.
She deserves an honorary doctorate in clownology
Her lawyer said she packed the pistol because she was high and paranoid from synthetic marijuana, which she uses to cope with trauma
She shouldn't be allowed to own a gun in the first place.
Because she does drugs? By that standard no one should own a gun.
because she's self medicating for trauma and it's making her paranoid. this is clearly not a very stable person. in fact, believing the first thing you read on Google about how to use guns is another pretty good sign that that aren't going to use it safely.
there's better and worse ways to use drugs. self medicating to escape something is generally the worst way to use them. like, i get it. I've been there. it's how i went from casual user with company to unstable addict. I eventually recognized that and have gotten clean. the reason we need a doctor to help us with dosages to relieve symptoms without losing ourselves is because drugs make us feel good in general. it's basically impossible to look at yourself and know when it's too much or inappropriate usage.
all that said, i get it. when you can't afford a doctor to do that for you sometimes you just need to kill whatever feeling is inside of you. sometimes you need to run away to survive. just don't buy a firearm while you do that...
You got yourself a deal!
No brain cells were harmed, or even used in any way during that particular interaction .. I suppose they also eat rocks or inject bleach?
Google "Here are 5 million results that say you can't bring a gun in your suitcase, and ONE that says you can"
Clown selecting the ONE result "I KNEW IT"
Google "Just because I have it doesn't make it true!!"
This wins the most ridiculous thing I’ve read on the internet this year. And it’s December.
A Florida woman that wanted to attend clown school, that explains everything.
That's like a fish that wants to attend swimming lessons
she was just trying to learn how to fit in in Florida better
I... can fix her...
At last-- The world so badly needs the skills and professionalism that a "clown school" will bring. We can populate the next generation of politicans, CEOs, and journalists from this clown school.
We can populate the next generation of politicans, CEOs, and journalists from this clown school.
I thought we already did? Where else would they be finding Republican politicians and opinion columnists?
Look at how old the fossils in Congress are. That is how much experience it required to become such high tier clowns. You need a state-of-the-art clown school to replace them without a drop in quality. 🤡
her lawyer argued she should not have to serve prison time because her "creative side is coming back out now," adding that she volunteers at a local art center and is working on an album.
I don't think being an artist's with an album in works is a great defence.
If it works, then I'll be constantly working on my next album.
This woman is going to be very successful in her future career
I.. I think I'm in love with her
Not makeup but permanent ink....
#🤡
You know the headline is packed when there's a literal golden gun and not a single N64 Goldeneye reference.
“Clown” is a noun or adjective?
In the phrase "clown school," "clown" is an attributive noun, also sometimes called an adjectival noun. It is a noun that is used as an adjective in order to modify another noun. Clown school is a school where you learn how to be a clown.
Yes.
Why is synthetic Marijuana a thing?
people testing the boundaries of THC prohibition?
Jesus mother of fuck
Wanna know how I got these scars? Student debt a s 5 years of the gig economy.