I love the part that says no additives or preservatives "except those naturally occurring in mountain dew"
21 0 ReplySome additives and preservatives form naturally during the brewing process
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that cannot be real
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Hey, for all the shenanigans we pulled to promote the movie, at least we didn't make limited edition bright pink hotdogs...
But maybe we should have...
9 0 ReplyPlease eat verification hot dog to continue movie.
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Somebody at the local Pig Lips & Buttholes processing plant noticed that their meat tubes were coming out green and figured it'd be an easy pitch for the Mountain Dew folks.
I'd try it.
7 0 ReplyProbably true
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This is not how I pictured the verification can...
5 0 ReplyEvery day we stay further away from god.
4 0 ReplyWhy god abandoned us?
3 0 ReplyStill not the worst thing ever, anybody remember Dewitos? (Doritos flavored Mountain Dew)
3 0 ReplyDew Dew Dogs
2 0 ReplyEwwww. Uncured.
2 0 ReplyPepsiCo, probably: Do the Dew! Do the dog!
Me: Uh... I think I'ma drink Coke from now on.
2 0 ReplyI unironically puked in my mouth
2 0 ReplyYou're able to ironically puke in your mouth?
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Yucksssssss
1 0 ReplyPrepackaged cancer
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