I never not scroll to the bottom of this one. But honestly the singular best part of the entire site is the build-up towards a grand unification theory of carb-based foods...
The promise to "identify any food purely by the location of structural starch"...
The excitement at scrolling to see the first scientifically-accurate examples of toast...
This will only result in humans developing a split lower jaw, like some kind of monster from resident evil or some form of alien life. Oh god, the humanity!