Look, if Elon got run over by a Tesla, everyone would be laughing it off right now. If putin got smashed between a large truck and another large truck or by some other means like a large steel plate, everyone would be more than ecstatic. I would do a little dance myself. So I think we should just not try to figure out who did this too hard. It just happens sometimes. Right?
Cuz nobody figures out who denied your claim when your dad had to die right? Where's the justice there? This is it! This is the justice. Don't want it? Well then implement a better way to get justice. As, is, this is great.
but wait, it gets even more cyberpunk: the security cam footage is on streamable! :o https://streamable.com/2e8p4v
...so far.
Hey dental insurance CEO, are you thinking twice this morning about signing off on that press release where you're going to start denying all of Grandma's dental claims if you you're software finds any evidence of her smiling on social media... Smiling being user-initiated routine wear and tear on teeth that shareholders demand no longer be covered by default.
Think twice this morning, my Lord...
His defence will be that his Cyberdyne nanotech brain implants malfunctioned.
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My very large sample of Facebook posts from people who had their claims denied by United Healthcare I made today.
The more often I see this fact, the more I realize that none if it is satire
To celebrate, I went on a (buying) spree on a rented e-bike today!
(Unfortunately it's a bit costly around here)
Such a tragic loss! He's going to miss those dictionary bullets! Each bullet comes with one word written on it....live, life, laugh are probably still I'm the barrel
I spent this week searching for Christmas gifts. It's cold outside and I suddenly had this thought that everyone in my family plus my friends are getting tan colored jackets with hoods. It just came to me out of the blue.
Straight out of a William Gibson novel.
