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What Beats Rock Game - A game where you try to beat what beated the rock, and so on, so forth

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I wanna give a shout-out to the one other guy that answered that rock could be beaten by "Jeff, the Rock-Beater." And then also guessed that he could be beaten by "Steve, the Jeff-Beater."
- That sly Jeff. I had to use him to defeat something almost undefeatable, only to off him with the flu.
  
  And then I broke the game. It's definitely wrong on this one, seeing where things are now.
  
  You do the math.
- Thats fucking hilarious
  
  The game itself is, you know, fine. Anything powered by a large language model is inevitably gonna have some holes in it, and boy is this thing is making a lotta bad calls.
  
  But I am consistently delighted by the little number that tells me how many other people guessed the stupid thing I guessed. 63 other people guessed that soap could be defeated by the "soap-eater"! And then someone else has already defeated that with poison soap! And upon defeating poison soap with antidote, yet another has already tried to defeat antidote with grapefruit juice! Which was, unfortunately, rejected by one of the aforementioned "bad calls", but what can you do.
Pro-tip: don't pick "time" as an answer. Ever.
- 11th dimension or Heat Death? Big Bang?
  
  Time Machine, obviously.
- Black hole beats time
  
  and I am dismayed to report that white-out does not beat black hole.
I started running out of ideas and gave up here:

pressure 🤜 bung 🤜 leak 🤜 air pump 🤜 vaccuum 🤜 wind 🤜 boulder 🤜 pry bar 🤜 manhole cover 🤜 hole 🤜 insulation 🤜 heat 🤜 plastic 🤜 erosion 🤜 dam 🤜 water 🤜 fire 🤜 boat 🤜 bridge 🤜 moat 🤜 boiling oil 🤜 ladder 🤜 wall 🤜 cavalry 🤜 bow 🤜 spear 🤜 pickaxe 🤜 rock
- I have successfully overcome "pressure" with "freddie mercury and david bowie". The chain continues.
emp 😵 calculator 🤜 bad math 🤜 bungee jumper 🤜 bridge analogy 🤜 peer pressure 🤜 their parents 🤜 bully 🤜 ugliness 🤜 mirror 🤜 laser 🤜 duct tape 🤜 pressure leak 🤜 hydrolic press 🤜 hammer 🤜 hot metal 🤜 water 🤜 bigger rock 🤜 rock

It didn't like emp despite acknowledging that it would destroy the calculator because it wasn't a direct confrontation??
my whatbeatsrock.com score: 14 Bullet 😵 Flamethrower 🤜 Sledgehammer 🤜 Concrete 🤜 Caltrop 🤜 Jumping 🤜 Floor 🤜 Cup 🤜 Water 🤜 Furnace 🤜 Vise 🤜 Saw 🤜 Mallet 🤜 Helmet 🤜 Slingshot 🤜 rock

I call bullshit
got about 14 in

https://www.whatbeatsrock.com/ my whatbeatsrock.com score: 14 steel 😵 photon 🤜 wormhole 🤜 white hole 🤜 black hole 🤜 neutron star 🤜 neutrino 🤜 higgs field 🤜 electromagnetism 🤜 antigravity 🤜 gravity 🤜 asteroid 🤜 Boulder 🤜 shears 🤜 papers 🤜 rock
I decided to go wild with it. A lot of these are firsts lol.

my whatbeatsrock.com score: 7 Bird 😵 Airplane 🤜 Bollard 🤜 Jeep 🤜 Mud 🤜 Homemade shotgun 🤜 Shinzo abe 🤜 Alex jones 🤜 rock

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