Miller High Life is making a cologne that it says smells like a dive bar
Miller High Life is making a cologne that it says smells like a dive bar
Premium fragrance aims to recreate the smell of beers being opened and barstools.
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I hope it includes that Froot-Loop scent they put in the urinals. Mmmmm...piss and cereal.
I'm hoping for the faint smell of old cigarette smoke that's permanently baked into every surface.
Why would I pay to smell like stale beer, cigarette smoke, peanut shells and desperation? I can just stop taking showers if I wanted that.
"the smell of wine and cheap perfume" gets me hard. Add in a hint of tobacco and I'm mad horny. They should sell this to women.
Where you born and raised in "South" Detroit?
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natty light's copycat to be called rock bottom
What came first, the Cologne that smells like a dive bar, or the Dive Bar that smells like cologne?
piss, vomit, and stale cigarettes put out in spilled pools of shitty beer.
Can't wait!
pre-smoking-ban stale ashtray or post-smoking-ban piss and mold?