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The way my week is going, I would have just given up and went to bed with the pillowcase over my head.
- After crying a little
- That could be petty comfy
  
  I have to sleep with my eyes covered and my go-to thing to cover them with is a folded up pillowcase. I get the extra long ones so I can just one on like a blindfold.
Then the pillow case opened its big mouth and shouted out “Hufflepuff!”
I ain't letting some pillowcase get the better of me. Time to get the damn scissors.

Looks like you're a sleeveless T-shirt now, you piece of shit.
Well, that's one down, time to see what tomorrow brings, eh?
Tshirts are black.

Pillowcases are white.

Even if he was colourblind, it should be distinguishable.
- Roses are red
  
  Violets are Cupid
  
  Pillowcases are tshirts
  
  Poetry is stupid
- I don't think it's mandatory.
  
  It should be, that would prevent many of the world's problems.
- "Tshirts are black"
  
  Butch from Pulp Fiction would disagree.
Could be worse. You could have died while trying to put on a sweater.
- Amazing that I can't tell if this is a Disco Elysium reference or not.
  
  lol no, it isn't. It's a reference to Don't you blame anyone by Julio Cortazar.
At least the pillowcase was dry.
This is much funnier if you imagine instead of this Mike Mitchell guy, it's Mel Brooks.

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