Child dying from measles just glad he isn't autistic - The Beaverton
Child dying from measles just glad he isn't autistic - The Beaverton
TORONTO – Quarantined in his hospital room after contracting a fatal case of measles, little Timothy Bartlet told reporters how glad he was that his parents opted not to vaccinate for fear of giving him autism. “Wow! It sure is hard to die painfully from a totally preventable disease, but I guess it...
Bartlet, who says he used to enjoy Pokemon, soda, and being alive, tells everyone how great it is to be left totally defenseless against common childhood diseases from the 1940s.
Took me a second to even get the joke (from the headline).
In a rational world the headline would have been a stupid non sequitur.
In this world it's a superb non sequitur.
I get it, but this lowkey implies vaccines cause autism. You can't give them any ammo, even silly ammo.
If they're getting their ammo from satire articles then we have no chance anyway.