UKJobs

he only ever does 2, don't be ridiculous

That's not how gaslighting is supposed to work

Wait does that mean if you say "toot toot" similar to how he said it, will it subconsciously trigger him to fart?

At least the boss gives warning toots before the real toot comes.

Why are there what looks like Lemmy comments attached to what looks like a Reddit post…?

I just came here to beetlejuice.

Time to ask the boss for some unscented candles

Eh bro das me

My ex-gf told me her ex-husband used to bless himself after sneezing by saying, "God bless you, Mr. Henderson!" to himself (name changed to protect the guilty).