You can buy the active ingredient in tums, calcium carbonate, in its pure form for a fraction of the cost.
You can buy the active ingredient in tums, calcium carbonate, in its pure form for a fraction of the cost.
Even if you eat a lot of tums one $12 bag of calcium carbonate will last you years.
If you're using that much calcium carbonate, you should probably talk to your doctor about a better solution.
Said as you look out the window. Then you turn to face the guy, as he's holding a mound of calcium carbonate in his hand, attacking it with his open mouth.