We have the best shaped states, don't we folks

".... It's my dick in a box!"

"pan"

Right, that's what that is...

We'd call him Chef MIMAL to help memorize where the states were.

After learning about the chef, it becomes impossible to not see him anymore when looking at the states.

Kentucky
Fucked
Chicken
right here!

(wait, Cuntfucky fucked chicken?)

I, too, like Yahtzee.

he has short shorts

In June we moved from the Fried Chicken to the chef's nostrils. Now we are boogers