politics @lemmy.world blue_wave2024 @startrek.website 3mo ago

Elon Musk Mocked After Trump Reportedly Joked To Republicans That He 'Can't Get Rid Of Him'

www.comicsands.com Elon Musk Mocked After Trump Reportedly Joked To Republicans That He 'Can't Get Rid Of Him'

We all know how this will end 😂

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Everyone in Trump’s orbit is there because they’re either too stupid to realize they’re stupid, or because they’re selfish and power hungry.

I’ll be shocked if these people don’t end up eating each other.
- because they’re either too stupid to realize they’re stupid, or because they’re selfish and power hungry.
  
  And Elon is both.
- Idk man, besides his “supporters” pretty much everyone around him is selfish and power hungry (probably true for some of his supporters too).
Elon Musk is a glorified Lamprey.

You gave him an opportunity, and he's going to exploit every means he has available to stay attached.

Fucking idiots, all of these people.
Please I beg all of you to call him "First Lady". He's always around Trump.
That bronzer just looks worse and worse with each passing day.
- It looks like someone slapped orange paint on a crumbling pumpkin way after Halloween...
Poor Leon.

He just can't seem to make friends.
- He could try not being a Nazi cunt.
- If he had just kept his mouth shut we might actually still think he was moderately cool like way back when. We’d still be wrong and he’d still be a huge douche but all he’s done is create enemies so far.
He's too busy banging Melania to care.
- I don't think this rumor is true, but the idea of Trump hearing it and getting pissed amuses me so much that I hope it spreads like COVID.
  
  Eh, Trump wouldn't care if Elmo was banging his wife. Russia aired her nudes on the evening news channel recently and exactly nothing happened, Trump loves when the general public has sexual interactions with his wife.
  
  Ivanka, however....
  
  I don’t think this rumor is true
  
  and you don't think that based on... absolutely no knowledge whatsoever?
- I don't think Elon's dick works anymore tbh. That is what I heard.
Elon chatted up Putin and paid him for a copy of the evidence that Putin uses to control Trump. My guess is it’s a video involving a child.
- The video would just boost his approval rating among supporters.
  
  “She wanted it”
I hope he keeps treating Elon like this for the next four years
I mean, Elon is going to head up a redundant organization concerned about "efficiency"? Maybe he should close shop before starting, since he's a redundancy.

Right there is some free advice for that "small government" dumbass. Irony is that he is where he is thanks to government...
Yes, shake the jar!
How long did he last in the first Trump administration? He was in some tech advisory group or something. Not very long as I recall. A couple of Mooches?
Omg this is the same energy as Stan Lee came back gag

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