How to get your hair ripped out and receive a collapsed lung in one easy step!
I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.
Totally normal horse girl things
Well there's horse girls and there's this.
Bingo.
I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea
Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she's looking at a broken neck.
I don't care if someone is holding the head, or if it's hitched to a post; horses' butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.
Son, never date a horse girl.
You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.
So. Much. Poop.
Hey that's my bands name
Nice! This could make a pretty sweet album cover.
That horse decides to move suddenly and you're coming with.
And if it's fast enough, it may be only your scalp.
Let me guess: AI
No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?
Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*
It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(
/s just in case
Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.
First time that thing bucks, her neck is snapping, and the nicest horse you'll ever meet would never put up with this shit for long.
HIDE THIS FROM TINA!!!!
Uhhhhhhhhh
Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!
loud noise
Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
giddyup
Neigh
so, she's gonna die doing this, right?
I see no way this could turn out poorly.
Horse girl finally becomes part horse.
Shou Tucker did it. That crazy SOB actually did it!
remove it fast until the horse shit
