Son, never date a horse girl.
You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.
Neigh
Let me guess: AI
No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?
Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*
I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea
Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she's looking at a broken neck.
I don't care if someone is holding the head, or if it's hitched to a post; horses' butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.
How to get your hair ripped out and receive a collapsed lung in one easy step!
IKR? This is the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet for a long time.
If that horse bolts, she's not going to have a fun time at all.
One of those times you hope it's AI slop, but I don't notice anything obvious.
I WAS ONE MINUTE LATE! NOOOOO!
I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.
Totally normal horse girl things
Well there's horse girls and there's this.
Bingo.
It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(
/s just in case
loud noise
giddyup
That horse decides to move suddenly and you're coming with.
And if it's fast enough, it may be only your scalp.
So. Much. Poop.
Hey that's my bands name
Nice! This could make a pretty sweet album cover.
HIDE THIS FROM TINA!!!!
Uhhhhhhhhh
Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.
Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!
