What your coffee preparation method says about you

Slackware
As simple as Arch, but more stable.
The design is almost 100 years old and doesn't need daily filter updates.

Aeropress gang representing.
I run debbie kde plasma x11 btw

So what's a cup of instant equivalent? Don't tell me it's Windows.

Linux Mint (Moccamaster) it just chugs along and makes the best coffee possible. Fast and reliable.

I use this:

Except my stove top is electric.

I use LinuxMint by the way.

NixOS would be like brewing coffee with laboratory equipment and then setting it up for automation.

I do French Press, where does that put me?

Fedora would be a French Press.

Reliable, consistent, hard to screw up, broad information online on how to use one.

I prepare my coffee in a cup, and drink it with grounds. No milk, no sugar.

I am an embedded developer.

Sometimes when I'm too lazy to boil water, I leave coffee grounds with cold water in a cup overnight, the coffee is strong enough in the morning, and no need to wait for it to cool.

Very happy to see myself correctly represented. I use a single cup pourover, BTW

Me, a Slackware user: eating raw coffee beans by themselves

Excuse me but I'm a Debian user and I'm not using the same system since 10 years.

More like 30 years.

My wife is an arch user........... Oh no.

I use a french press and endeavouros. don't know what that says...

I use Fedora and sometimes Debian (Debian is love! 🌀❤️), and brew my coffee in a moka pot.

Looseleaf earl grey and 20 years of debian.

Forgot cold brewers.

i uh.

I don't drink coffee.

Can confirm. I'm a Debian user and use a Cuisinart grind and brew I've had for ages. It's actually the second of two of the same model after the first broke following years of loyal service.

I guess french pressers use BSD.

Isn't the coffee prep between Fedora and Arch the same?

Also what says it about me when I use those and the Ubuntu machine?

Oh... Yeah my raspberry and my server run Ubuntu.

My surface uses Fedora

And my computer uses EndeavourOS.

Yeah that checks out.

CentOS would be an empty coffee tin that still smells like coffee.

I left Debian but Debian didn't leave me, it seems...

I normally enjoy engaging with this type of blatant stereotyping....but this? Treating Gentoo like it's a real thing people use irl?

I like hot chocolate and use Ubuntu 😋

I use Nixos. And I trink tea.

All of the above plus moka pot, Aeropress, cold brew, french press, and instant.

Just like with OS selection, I hold no allegiance and use the tool that best fits the requirements.

Filter into a Thermos?

Is a bean to cup espresso machine Calculate Linux then?

I have a pour over, a french press, and a drip filter.

I use mint xfce, BTW.

Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?

I use a drip machine, btw

#TeamV60

But Mac user, sorry.

I use a French press and Linux Mint.

You know what, this is really accurate. I won't touch Ubuntu or a pod machine. I will use an old percolator, if necessary, but it's not something I would ever pick over other options. I also bounce between other distros just as often as I bounce between coffee brewing methods!

I wonder where openSUSE falls on this paradigm? Moka pot, maybe?

I use Debian and use a French French press since 9 years ^^

Percolator: Mandrake user. Holy god someone's still using that old thing.

Hey, I'm no Ubuntu user! ... I'm a linux mint user. /j

Ubuntu is instant coffee.

LFS guy: chews the unground beans

KDE is an office coffee machine with billion options

I drink instant coffee. Black.

Hah, this checks out for me.

Apparently, I’m a gentoo user.

I use arch by the way

Okay, I have a Keurig for convenience but I prefer to make my coffee using a method that isn't described here.

If you're wondering, I prefer the French press.

I don't drink coffee and I don't have a computer, so I guess it's accurate!

As somone who just made the move from Mint to Fedora, I hate how accurate that is for me as that was my first thought when I deciding what to install

Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.

I am an Ubuntu user and have one of the cheaper espresso machines out there. I feel very confused, but I’m also new.

...oh no.

I use a v60 btw

Yes, I'm a Fedora user.

And yes, I own the Fedora type coffee thingy.

But I only use Fedora because of the great atomic variants, and I only own that thingy because I don't drink coffee, and it's a cheap way to still offer some to guests.

Debian (i3 on laptop, headless on homelab).

But apparently my coffee is Arch.

I use a Chemex, and I have used Fedora. I'm on Garuda now, which is my favorite, which is Arch based but with extra stuff, so the Chemex makes a lot of sense (fancy pour-over).

I prefer adderall over caffeine, and I use mint btw.

What exactly is the arch one doing? That looks simple and awesome and I hate cleaning my French press.

What if I modded my Keurig to use coffee grounds instead of wasteful k cups? I use Manjaro btw.

I use an off-brand clone of a Nespresso machine with off-brand pods. Hannah Montana Linux?

Formerly Gentoo, now TumbleWeed user. But this chart doesn't align

I put the ground coffee (a lot of it) in the mug and pour hot water. Stir it a bit later, then the grounds stay put in the bottom usually. I've been told I drink asphalt, but then I just feel like everyone drinks very weak coffee. I do this because I want it to be a quick process, I don't want to buy a fancy machine that requires maintenace, and I want my coffee to have a proper kick.

What distro does this mean?

DeLonghi Magnifica EVO.

Then what does malt coffee say about me?

As a french press user I put the beans in the press vessel, start the water kettle (double checking that water is in), forget about it all so water will have to be reheated, pour water over beans, forget about it all for 15-83 minutes and then finally get to enjoy my coffee.

Will drink it all. And wish I had made more.

What OS for me?

apple mac?

https://youtu.be/_iw9LOL0Vlc

My coffee preparation method seems to be closest to the Ubuntu user. I use Pop OS and my coffeemaker is Philips HD7769/00 with an inbuilt bean grinder.

looks pretty cool to me

yeah I like this, describes the experience well :)

oooh i have that exact espresso machine (except they’ve mirrored it)! it’s a rancilio silivia… i use fedora and debian with a pinch of al2

French press but I use arch btw

Windows User: Instant coffee and a kettle (like 99% of people in the world), just walk up and get what you want done in 2 minutes or less, regardless of where the setup is or who owns it

What if i use AmogOS?

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