NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works LOCKMART @sh.itjust.works 2d ago

hardest quote of the war just dropped

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I have never seen a nuclear explosion in person and I hope I never do. I kind of think they SHOULD be treated with reverence.
- On the one hand, a lot of people would die really horrible deaths. On the other hand, it would be really funny watching a Fox News host try and deal with a nuclear war on his first day in charge of the DOD
  
  Imagine how Kennedy Jr. would advise us on treating radiation sickness
i kinda fuck with nuclear proliferation.
- no offense but i don't think I've ever heard this opinion before, may i ask why
  
  I'm so fucking done with the west leading Ukraine on and giving them a bone when the front is at a breaking point. It's clear that if Ukraine wants to win this war, it won't be on the west's terms. They are in a position where they can only rely on themselves.
  
  This nonsense of a drop of aid after irreplaceable casualties/losses isn't sustainable.
Wasn't Chernobyl in Ukraine? Are they just okay with having a huge area just be uninhabitable for a few generations?
- They're facing genocide. They have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
The attitude toward nuclear weapons displayed by countries that haven't ever nuked anyone are always fun to watch.
- True. But also as an American we damn near nuked Korea and Vietnam, so I’m not going to act like we’re better
  
  "Damn near" is a euphemism for "didn't."
A total thermonuclear exchange can't even kill humanity itself anymore, and honestly might save it.

Let's do this thing.
- So what color lead paint chips are your favorite?
  
  White, duh. Has the most lead in it so it tastes the sweetest
  
  Color doesn't change the flavor, dummy.
- We're going to fight global warming with a nuclear winter!
- Who do i contact to reenable the downvote button
  
  I just checked and I can still downvote you. So...
  
  Wait, you really can’t downvote?
  
  Wow, so you want humanity itself to die, choking on its own hubris instead of being purged in the Holy Fire of Atom?
- Lemme just double check my home on that site with nuclear blast radius projections, I think I'm okay...
  
  Honestly I don’t give a fuck if I get nuked, but only so long as it lands directly on me. At that point it is definitively not my problem anymore lmao
Bring together the Old Faith and the New.

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