Boyfriend replacement tips and considerations

Jesus fuck polar bears are massive.

You probably won't be cold ever, with a bear.

You can always call on a bear to open jars for you.

Bears always listen and cuddle, as long as they aren't hungry.

As long as you don't call a bear a furry, he or she is happy and its a wonderful relationship.

I think I can take that black bear, I’m taller than him

Someone that likes a bear more than a human totally deserves the bear.