Trump taps Rep. Matt Gaetz as attorney general
Trump taps Rep. Matt Gaetz as attorney general
Donald Trump loyalist Matt Gaetz offered his resignation from Congress the same day he was tapped to be U.S. attorney general, House Speaker Mike Johnson said.
Trump, Musk & Gaetz
Go team pedo!
Pics available of Trump & Musk both with Epstein, Gaetz (still not fully charged with) doing high schoolers
Couch fuckers gotta take back seat
Insane, insane,
here comes the pardon for Ghislaine.
I miss being surprised when rapists and pedophiles get handily rewarded for their crimes
Well when pedophiles and rapists are dealing out the rewards...
That would seem to very much be the case, wouldn't it? Can't really explain it otherwise
Make America Shitty Again!
The Cabinet list so far, as it was officially leaked moments ago on NudeAfrica.com:
State - Matt Gaetz
Treasury - Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
Interior - A t-shirt cannon
Justice - DraftKings®
Agriculture - owner of that McDonald’s
Commerce - currently accepting bids
Labor - Immortan Joe
Defense - Vladimir Putin
Housing and Urban Development - it’s Trump, so probably Herschel Walker, ffs
Transportation - Elon Musk’s twitter account
Energy - V. Putin
Health and Human Services - sold off and privatized between Nestlé, Saudi Aramco, and Ticketmaster
Education - Kid Rock, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, and Lauren Boebert, and all sewn together as a human centipede
Veterans' Affairs - Captain Morgan; under secretaries Jack Daniels and Jim Beam
Homeland Security - Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, once the check clears
Satire is dead. I earnestly predict at least one more pick on this list proves actually true.
The Onion writers: "Let's go with this one, the real picks are too over the top."
Matt "Pizza" Gaetz
Kristi "Ol Yeller" Noem
Housing and urban development will probably be that guy who owns Monarch real estate investment. Large scale slumlord.
This looks like one of those superhero movies where they ran out of ideas so they just throw in every villain they can think of.
Also it was very common in 90s beatem-ups, where the last stage was just wave after wave of the previous bosses.
Trump is literally filling his cabinet with people he things will "trigger the libs". It's honestly quite beautiful watching him set himself of for complete and utter failure. This was always the state of right-wing politics, now the brainrot has full control over the Government.
Like last time, I think the only campaign promise he'll be able to keep will be cutting taxes for the rich. Outside of that, this admin is going to be a complete chaotic disaster.
They'll tear it apart before it implodes. There won't be some easy return to normalcy.
So, by that logic, we can probably expect Ted Cruz to be the next guy in Grover 2.0's cabinet.
Does this mean we're near the end?
If you needed a sign
This is absolutely the wrong person for the job (if you're Trump). This is basically good news.
Gaetz has literally no demonstrable experience as an attorney that would help him in this role. He got his license to practice law in 2008 and has periodically worked at Keefe Anchors & Gordon where he only practiced real estate, employment, property insurance, and contract law and later lost his law license because he forgot to pay his dues (while in office, where having that kind of credential could be valuable). KAG (now AnchorsGordon) appears to mostly have employed him as a political tool, not as a legitimate attorney that represented their clients directly. There are few if any legal documents with his name on them, so he very likely did very little actual legal work during his employment there.
Since then over 400 alumni of his Alma Mater have described him as "unfit to write or determine the law".
This is a position you want a competent and experienced attorney serving your administration. Gaetz may be a yes-man for Trump, but this is a massive strategic mistake for him and his goals. Trump's proposals so far are absolutely guaranteed to be challenged by the courts if he moves on them, and Gaetz is going to be literally the worst possible representative you could choose to try to defend your admin in that scenario.
That is some industrial grade hopium.
You seem to think that the incoming administration will be following established laws, regulations, procedures, etc.
They will not.
You’re overlooking the fact that DOJ lawyers, provided by the Herritage Foundation and FedSoc will be arguing those cases. Gaetz just needs to do what he’s told.
Gaetz is the chess-playing pigeon that knocks over the pieces and shits on the board.
Here's a fun theory. He wants Gaetz to oversee as many possible federal criminal cases against Trump as possible. His job would be to bring everything to court and throw the cases. Hello double jeopardy.
Based on the fact that Trump has relatively little interest in any "platform" he has announced and it's mostly about every trick possible to advance his personal situation. He doesn't want competence, he wants people that will do whatever he says no matter what hand the intelligence into Putin's hands, make the military Trump loyalists, quash any future legal troubles from the FBI/DoJ.
While I'm sure he's willing to let people have a go at enacting his campaign rhetoric, in any way that conflicts with a system that might hold Trump accountable, that rhetoric can be compromised.
Special thanks to the folks who didn't vote this election! Couldn't have done it without you!
Harris did better than Biden in the key swing states. Be mad at the people who turned out for Trump.
Those of you downvoting me, look at the vote totals for swing states in 2020 vs 2024. It is insane to me that "be mad at the people who voted for Trump" is a hot take.
Those of you downvoting me, look at the vote totals for swing states in 2020 vs 2024.
Ok…
https://www.270towin.com/2020-election-results-live/
https://www.270towin.com/2024-election-results-live/Pennsylvania 20/19
Biden* 3,458,229^ 50.0%
Harris 3,396,770 48.6%Arizona 11
Biden* 1,672,143^ 49.4%
Harris 1,534,391 46.6%Georgia 16
Biden* 2,474,601 49.5%
Harris 2,548,014^ 48.5%Michigan 16/15
Biden* 2,804,040^ 50.6%
Harris 2,733,352 48.3%Nevada 6
Biden* 703,486^ 50.1%
Harris 702,079 47.5%North Carolina 15/16
Biden 2,684,292 48.7%
Harris 2,689,067^ 47.7%Wisconsin 10
Biden* 1,630,503 49.6%
Harris 1,668,077^ 48.8%- Biden won six of the swing states. Harris won zero.
- Compared to Trump, Biden won a higher percentage than Harris in all seven.
- Biden got more votes in four states. Harris got more votes in three.
Totals:
Biden 3,458,229 + 1,672,143 + 2,474,601 + 2,804,040 + 703,486 + 2,684,292 + 1,630,503 = 15,427,294Harris 3,396,770 + 1,534,391 + 2,548,014 + 2,733,352 + 702,079 + 2,689,067 + 1,668,077 = 15,271,750
15,427,294 - 15,271,750 = 155,544 more votes for Biden.
Oh great, Attorney general butthead.
He gonna pardon Diddy
If he were white he would
Nah I bet he'll accept bribes like last term.
Yeah honestly diddy is going to die at this rate.
Hahahahahahha
What a fucking joke
And Tulsi for DNI lmaowtfbbq
Butt-head taps underage girls, then show DOJ pictures of him doing so
Perfect. Beavis for the win.
I think he'd be Butthead given his hair style and color, no?
Perfect, an actual trafficker of underage girls
So I guess fucking underage kids is a thing now.
Pretty sure it always had been. Catholic church been doing that for millenia
Add the White House to that list now.
a competent individual with extensive litigation experience in constitutional law would be the ideal choice here, seeing as this administration is about to face more lawsuits than any in history.. but no, donvict chooses another moronic 'yes man'
And R Kelly named Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Let's be real, he cleared the bar with this one.
Don't forget, the bar was set at Jeff Sessions, and it was even lowered to the doofus who ran the patent protection scam company.
Look, he's not going appoint anyone that isn't awful. The most you can hope for, the best outcome, is favourable funny > evil mix.
I'm comfortable saying that Matt Gaetz, on the grading curve necessary for Trump appointments, clears that bar. He's has at worst a 51% funny to 49% evil ratio.
You are clearly not an underage Florida teen.
Maybe you don't remember Jeff Sessions.
Matt Gaetz could bring another dozen or so, 17 year girls across state lines, and still not reach the scale of evil contained within Trump's former OG AG Keebler.
That's my point. The best you can hope for is someone who also dipshit maxes, hard.
Maybe we fight the next world war on American soil
What are you talking about we lost without firing a shot.
