Americans just tell you it's a slight headache. In reality their back is so screwed up it's going to require surgery but they can't afford that and complaining about actual pain is strictly forbidden in American men.
So we take
2004008001600 Motrin, with some bourbon, and ignore it as best as we can.If those bottles are sold as a pair and each has 500 pills, 1000 pills is more than a hospital grade package in my country.
I'm kinda in this meme. I went through one of those big bottles roughly every 1-2 months for 20 years. Sometimes 12 pills in one day, with 4-8 acetaminophen on top (they do giant double packs of those too). Chronic migraines, but every doctor I asked for help just told me to lose weight so it went untreated and got worse and worse. Our health care suuuucks.
I did lose the weight. It didn't magically fix my migraines, or affect them at all. Insurance dicked me around for another year and a half while my neurologist tried to help every way she could, but we finally got it down to only one migraine a week. I'm truly glad for that, but I still think about the years of unnecessary suffering, and how much better it might be now if I'd been treated sooner.
Also Australians (where the most economical package of paracetamol/acetaminophen is 200 pills for A$4).
Hi. American here with atypical trigeminal neuralgia.
I don't even bother with analgesics for anything at this point. You hit 10 on the pain scale enough times and anything below 6 you mostly shrug off.
Unless I stub my toe. That shit hurts like a motherfucker.
Two 500mg tablets of acetaminophen please, thank you
-A Certified American
2 for 1
This is so so so so true. Americans especially ww take more ibuprofen and excedrin in a month than surely you should in a lifetime.
In the UK you can't even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don't let you buy more than one of each
