God, please protect this racist pedophile adulterous rapist thief.
Sincerely,
A “Christian”
73 0 ReplyTo be fair, have you read the Bible? He'd fit right in. 🤷🏻♂️
28 0 ReplyIf you're only reading the old testament, then you're not reading the Bible.
If Jesus existed, he would beat Trump to death with his bare hands.
I feel like we should start calling these false Christians
Muslimsor Jews to fuck with them.13 0 ReplyI have. He would fit in many places, Sodom, Gomorrah, the rapey parts of Genesis and Deuteronomy, or the slave promoting section of Leviticus…
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Looking at different Christian sects' leadership, this seems consistent.
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No fuckin way he can bend like that
28 0 ReplyCan he get back up?
9 0 ReplyI'm going to be real it's 50/50 for me and I'm half as old as that dude
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Lol
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You can tell this is AI because the subject here would only ever be caught on his knees for Putin.
25 0 ReplyLol, but true
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May the next sniper be properly trained. In his noodley name we pray, R'amen.
21 0 ReplyThe evil is inside his own heart.
17 0 ReplyOf course, the fictitious despot of the Abrahamic faiths would have a fond opinion of the real would-be despot of America.
8 0 ReplyI dont think he has the physical capacity to kneel, or get back on his feet if he does
7 0 ReplyAn evil we can't even imagine: people who want life to be the best it can be for everyone. The horror!
5 0 ReplyToo much belly for this to be real.
(Don't flame me for perceived fatphobia. I know what not being able to tie your shoelaces feels like. I literally could not. 😂)
4 0 ReplyI've been seeing this kind of stuff for the last month. Of course most of my friends and family think Donald Trump is the annoited one.
3 0 ReplyThey were warned that the faithful wouldn't recognize the antichrist.
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