Apparently drinking isn't as cool if you drink at home in the cheapest way possible.

It's always dark in the basement

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When I make espresso at home with a La Marzocco GS3 I’m cool, but when I partake from a Costco tub of caffeine pills, somehow I’m the freak.
It’s not that I can’t stay up all night, it’s that I have too much on to waste half a day sleeping
- Responsibilities take all the fun out of getting fucked up.
- As a 40 year old, I regret to inform you that a serious night out now comes with a full 48 hours of necessary restitution.
  
  The trick is to spend twice the amount of money on half the amount of drinks.
  
  ❤️ from a 35yo
Oh my god yes. One of my favorite movies to torture people with.
- What movie is this?
  
  Manos: The Hands of Fate.
“We’ve got some poodle meat in the freezer for you…”
Drinking is best when I don’t have to drive… because I can have more than two beers.
"During a ~~school~~ work night?"
this was also me in my 20s when someone asked if i wanted to go out drinking
“But the master wouldn’t approve” -Torgo IYKYK
So many rules!

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