While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.
100 0 ReplyHe is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.
9 0 ReplyIs he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.
6 0 ReplyYou don't have to be gay to be dominant
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Aye sea what you did there...
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Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.
78 0 ReplyCops?
45 0 ReplyThe venn diagram is a circle
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That could apply to both these douchers
31 0 ReplyI was referring to "I can take isis on myself" hard man Leon.
7 0 ReplyIs there something wrong with the navy guy specifically or are you just not a fan of most military people in general? I've never heard of him so idk.
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IRL anime protagonist
21 0 ReplyI still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.
20 0 ReplyYou know what? Send him, see what happens
19 0 ReplyWorst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.
Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.
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i thought fuckface lost his eye after it got fucked out of his eye socket.
15 0 ReplyThe brave, brave mujahideen
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Fuck Dan Crenshaw
10 0 ReplyYou know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.
10 0 ReplyDidn't he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?
8 0 ReplyYeah, that's the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.
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I’m quite curious what this story is
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They're not like the other girls
6 0 Replyskill issue
5 0 ReplyLook! Another murderer who lost an eye!
5 0 Replyis this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?
4 0 ReplyBuilt different, blow up different
2 0 ReplyOh, Twitter cunt with an engorged ego from 3000 years ago, I hope you're suffering now. RIP to you but your not different
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