Not The Onion @lemmy.world lemme in @lemm.ee 1w ago

Tucker Carlson claims nuclear technology was created by ‘demonic forces’

www.independent.co.uk Tucker Carlson claims nuclear technology was created by ‘demonic forces’

Carlson said it was a question he had asked ‘a million people at dinner parties but never in public’

And Bannon said: “Tucker, absolutely amazing.”

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Claiming he was attacked by a demon apparently didn't get him enough attention.
Is it possible he has a growing brain tumor, without the required substrate?
- Maybe he has nuclear brainworms?
  
  He also claims he was mauled by a demon while in his bed. Because apparently REAL MEN don't get nightmares or so. :P
  
  You totally just know the demon he's talking about was a succubi, and that's totally him trying to explain to his wife why he can get off in his dreams but not with her.
- If so I think it should be named Tucker Carlson.
I'd say it's more likely Tucker Carlson was created and send to the world by demonic forces.
Another normal day in Gilead then.
Nonsense. Everyone knows that atomic power was given by the mighty hand of God.
- I haven’t played Fallout 76, but that’s GOT to be used in the game, right!?
  
  I kind of assumed we were going to see this classic.
Dude is trying to build a cult so he can be king of the shit pile
Carlson isn't smart enough to pimp for coal or oil or by saying they were "sent by God." He could grift a little money that way. But Tucker's cheese slid off his cracker a long time ago.

And anyone stupid enough to believe this nonsense should have a decomissioned nuclear reactor set up in their village square. Then, they can all stand around it and beat it with sticks to "drive out the demons". Win-win for everybody. It gives them something to do, where they're not making life miserable for everyone else, and it gives us a place to store our nuclear waste.
Umm actually it was the martians /s
Does the demon core count?
Ummm for all the god loving people, that means God is a demon then as God made physics and this nuclear technology.
Statement bought and paid for by oil/gas/coal?

Or does he only have a handful of brain cells left?
We already know humans are demonic. We're the closest things to God and Satan, after all. Especially since neither actually exist outside some ancient fairytale books about them.

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