uwu OwO, i do SEWF-CWTICISM CONSTWENTWY, i'm just a littwe uwu trapped in a big bad Maoist CUWT! my comwades (white TERRWISTS) are always cwiticizing me MEWCILESSLY fow havin a fascist CWEDIT CARD (VISA SILVEW SIGNATUWE REWARDS) >w<
uwu OwO, they WON'T EVEN LET ME ORDER VEGAN PIZZA, NO SIR-REE! the phone is a big BAD MEANIE FASCIST, always RUINING MY DAY, summoning my POOR LITTLE PIZZA SLAVES with its BOURGEOIS APP, the nerve of it all! and the comwades, don't even get me STARTED, always saying "BAD VIBES" with their NASTY LITTLE FACES, no more PIZZA for me uwu QWQ I'm just a sad LITTLE VEGAN with NO PIZZA to call my own T_T