Political Memes @lemmy.world trek32 @lemmy.world 2mo ago

Another record broken! Trump is the only president to simulate sucking a penis at a large public gathering

Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

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- Throw that up in polictal humor if you haven't already.
  
  That's funny
- This should be a top level post. 😂
- Who's the bottom pic?
  
  Stormy Daniels
I never want to hear about Donald Trump again.
- I would l like to hear about him one more time, while reading his obituary.
  
  That's too kind. I'd like to read about him in an orange jump suit.
  
  I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
  
  -Man who died before Donald Trump was born.
  
  I wouldn’t even read his obituary, fuck his memory
- That would be nice... we have so many other existential problems we need to solve right now without trucker-hat fascism innovating new ways for us all to lose.
- The thing is, Trump is the republican party's proposed presidential candidate, right? They believe he's the best they've got, right? I fear another idiot will follow in his wake in four years.
  
  I've been hating this turd cutter for so long it would be a relief to have a fresh candidate. Trump lives rent-free in my spleen and I'm sick of it.
Another symptom of sundowning is the lack of inhibition.

Just sayin'.

Vote or Peter Thiel will be running our country.
- Thiel and Musk, emerald and uranium mine heirs. So relatable.
  
  And boy if that ain't some cartoonishly evil shit. That uranium mine especially, woof.
I thought it was satire. This is real? Wtf
- Yep. It’s real.
  
  Apparently he was whining about his mic not working so he made the only logical choice that he is capable of in a situation where he needs something from something far more cerebral than he is….
  
  Just ask Putin.
  
  You're being too kind. On top of the whining, he was relentlessly berating his backstage crew calling them stupid and openly saying things like no wonder he doesn't pay his contractors for petty things like this. What an irritable assclown.
Republicans sucking dick and shoving dildos up their asses to own the libz.
- What Locktober and NNN do to a mf
  
  Well, for what they think those terms mean...
Way too natural. I can tell he's done this many times before.

This is the candidate that is winning over Christian and elderly voters in droves.

I'd call him Satan, but Satan is believed to be wise.
- Jesus is also said to lure people into the faith of his father, a jealous, murderous, abuser.
  
  If someone told you, if you don't worship me I'll murder your people in droves... they probably aren't a kind being. If they say when they return, they will "save" you from your life by killing you and everyone you know and then burning everyone that doesn't agree with them for an eternity.. they probably aren't a good entity. Satan must have a lot to live up to to be meaner than god
  
  But you know, that's just my perspective.
I need this as a video clip for reasons
- It's worse than I imagined, thank you.
  
  What a terrible day to have eyes
  
  Another example of real life stranger than fiction.
  
  There are people voting for this creepy criminal. It's mind boggling.
  
  I wonder if Fox News will comment that this might be unpresidential? Maybe it is even on the level of tan suits and coffee salutes.
  
  Jesus tap-dancing Roosevelt christ on a unicycle. This is an individual who has a pretty good shot at being the leader of the most powerful armed forces of the world, and (I believe) the largest economy. What the everloving gobstopping fuck.
  
  "Dream big again"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAjbY5trGdE&t=181
  
  Gollum! Ggghollum!
  
  Weird
  
  Weird
His parents would be so proud of him. His mom and dad both came from a long line of proud cock suckers. If only Donnie had found his gift earlier.
We've devolved past Idiocracy
That and the playing of the YMCA song feels like he's trying to tell us something
He's like a dancing bear. He will do ANYTHING he thinks will please his disciples. It's come down to, look at me. I'm funny and interesting. You'll love me over these normal people that ruin everything.
The throat goat
- Learned everything he knows from Nancy Reagan.
- No gag reflex. Just gag orders.
so much (pseudo-fellatio) winning!

this is the republicans best choice folks!
- Most effective choice. Throw enough shit and everyone looks dirty. That's his only goal.
- May i add... for three presidential elections
This is him showing off to putin
Jesus H. Christ 🤦‍♂️
…………………. ^(quietly) what the fuck^
Must be reliving his memories with Epstein
- Epstein was just providing underage girls, those must be memories from Moscow.
I don't really give a fuck to be honest. Him doing something funny is pretty inconsequential to the potential end of US Democracy and dissolution of NATO.
- Yeah. I haven't found any of this funny for several years.
He wants to win the erection
He is signalling the Russians again.
I always figured he was closeted. At 78 he’s finally coming out of his shell.
Well... the microphone got and October surprise...
Damm I don't want to watch but does Trump have a good mouth game?
- Somehow yes
- he's got them DSL.
  
  I bet if you vote for him he might even tickle your scrote with his tongue.
  
  edit: 🤢🤮😮‍💨🤮
Let's invent cryosleep for those who don't want to deal with this shit...
- it already exists. empty out your neighbors deep freeze and climb in for a nap. the next time you wake up your neighbor will be in cuffs and you'll get to fly!
i dont like the guy but honestly thats funny as fuck
- Trump’s going for the funny dick stuff as a last minute effort for success
Hey now we don't have any videos of William Henry Harrison, you can't say that for sure.
This is unbearable, Lemmy, reddit and other left leaning social medias have become unbearable around election seasons, Liberals copying right wing tactics is like eating your own shit. and it is disgusting.

I get the panic, but it is making you just as brain dead as the other camp. hopefully things will dial down past election day.

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