Babe wake up, new FSB calendar dropped

What in the Tom of Finland is this?

This weird skull deformation doesn't go hard enough. A hammer can help it.

Are you a bad enough dude to Kompromat the President?

Roo got jacked! Pooh still looks like he hits the honey too much.

I can just imagine some vatnik sitting and drawing this thinking it looks good. Even funnier was the whole commitee of vatniks who thought the same and approved this.

Fascists are always talentless hacks.