A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:
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A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.
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Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.
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Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.
These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.
Everyone knows William Hanna and Joseph Barbera were physicists first and animators/cartoonists second.
What's hilarious about this is that obstructed barrels actually can explode into ribbons just like the cartoons. A finger might not do it though, and not sure how many volunteers you'd get for a scientific test.
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One person even noted how kids fingers are smaller and most adultβs fingers wouldnβt fit in the barrel.. lol. Thatβs what the pinky is for, itβs smol for a reason, duh.
Ken M vibes
Obligatory reminder that change.org has literally never accomplished social good, but it has made plenty of profit by selling harvested contact information and social connection information to advertisers.
This is so flawed it isn't even funny.
You need way more than 1,000,000 fingers. This is America after all. Even if you use all ten fingers, that's only like 9.9 million guns.
Love that you accounted for the fact that if you rounded up a million randos, statistically, some of them will be missing a finger or two.
Thank you. Nuance, you know.
What about double barreled shotguns? Those are each going to require two fingers. I'm beginning to think the creators of this change.org petition haven't really thought this through.
Yeah unfortunately the only flaw in this plan is that they're simply aren't enough fingers for all the guns
I guess the guy didn't realize he's talking to literally Goku.
I'm torn on this one.
Part of me is convinced that just putting a flower in the barrel would stop all war. Then I'll make sure to put it in my hair before going to San Francisco, even though I totally forgot the first time.
Another part of me believes that I'm gonna have to solve the problem by getting so high on red agave shrooms that I can't feel the bullet and thus become an invincible berserker. Might sack York too, if there's time.
10/10 callback to smooth sharks at the end there.
Them: make fun of men by pretending to be dumb My dumb ass: have a good time being able to info dump
There's a certain spirit of online debate about trivial or nonsensical things like this that can best be understood as happening purely for the sport of it.
I think the important thing is to convince the person with the gun that the barrel will explode and kill them, not whether it does explode or not. That was what James Gardner did in the movie Support you local Sheriff.
One of my favorite westerns of all time!
Troll's gonna troll
No, the bullet will stop them
IIRC for a some handguns this could actually work as long as you are actively pushing. Because if the barrel moves back a bit it will be out of battery blocking it from even firing.
this gives off "1 billion lions would beat 1 of every pokemon" type energy
r/whoosh?
No one actually believes this.
Finger will stop the bullet.
Of course no one believes the bullet won't stop
Maybe it's less about the need to be the smartest person in the room and more about peddling dangerous disinformation?
This is literally how the Republican party in the USA functions, by purposefully being so brain-dead that we spend all our time explaining why they're wrong and they just happily keep doing stupid fucking shit and expect us to protect them from themselves all the while. The Republicans regularly villainize "smart" people, the educated, academia, and "the ivory tower." They hate facts and evidence. So now being smart enough to try to stop stupid people from being stupid is a bad thing, huh?
It's not funny or clever, it's literally the same attitude behind conservatives trying to upset liberals. They would happily eat a pile of shit if they knew a liberal had to smell their breath. It's fucking insipid and stupid and in no way is funny or cute or what the fuck ever. There's zero ideology behind it except trying to upset other people, because they've got nothing the fuck else in their lives.
I don't care if it's a joke, they're scum. It's a "joke" in the same way "it was just a joke bro" comes from Nazis.
We literally had people eating parasite-killing horse-paste during COVID instead of taking actual fucking vaccines directed at the disease, and that happened because of bullshit exactly the fuck like this.
no, the finger would stop it
Because itβs smooth in every direction.
This is known.
We can do this.
You misunderstand. The bullet would get to the finger and stop.
The dude was basically engaging with an Onion article. You can't save everybody.
But the bullet would stop though because of the finger.
Looney toons = Nazi misinformation
Website's broken, could you google it for me?
I want to see someone stick their finger up the barrel of a desert eagle
The finger would stop it
ya cuz easier since the hole is bigger so you can use a bigger finger to stop bullet better
There is another way....
just let them fuck around find out
3d print fingers then epoxy them into all the guns
two in the pink, one in the stink and one to stop you from shooting your partner
/calvin peeing on guns
Is this a critique on lemmy
