Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers
Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers
Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!
Let's be honest, that sounds like heaven.
As long as both remain free and open source I'll allow it.
Because they are wise in the ways of the world.
I don't care that Linux is talked about here. It's just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It's just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.
Why do the hookers get to decide it’s a brothel?
Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.
I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.
Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.
Frankly, I don't have a problem with anyone who uses linux, I do too. I just get tired of the same stupid circlejerks that paint it as some kind of perfect alternative to existing mainstays. I like it, you like it, Lemmy is a deeply nerdy subsect of diehard FOSS ideologies and the power of the personal computer. But dear god is it kind of insufferable at times when it's preaching to converts, and I imagine even less pleasant for those who just don't have a desire to care.
I will say there were times I wanted to ask certain questions, and was sure I would just be met with multiple “switch to linux” responses. I just used google to try and find answers on Reddit.
Microsoft makes stupid decision for Windows = There's always someone writing up paragraphs of how they switched to Linux via Mint, like they're about to convert swathes of people to do the same. Insert meme where Obama is giving himself a medal.
Second.
That blue screen of death post which recently said that Windows users live in fear of losing everything was a perfect example. As is this bullshit shower thought.
On the other hand, my only remaining Windows machine routinely bluescreens with 0xDEADDEAD, which is never supposed to happen (it's a test code, for a deliberately initiated crash).
I think the last time I got a kernel panic on a Linux machine was 2011, and it was an mp3 player that was definitely not designed to run Linux.
Hear ye, Hear ye! The local Linux preacher approaches! Hide all those whom value thou sanity!!
They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.
It gives a whole new meaning to my buddy's Ford escort.
"Companions"
Escorts 🍷
Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.
To be fair... There are too many in a brothel...
What’s a LiNUx?¿
You see, little @JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee, when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.
if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days
Never seen anyone complaining about Linux on here or on Reddit
You must not browse All much then. There's a community here called LinuxSucks which I ended up blocking because it just wasn't very funny but holy hell they were on a posting spree the other day.
Ah maybe I blocked them a long time ago because I haven’t seen it. What’s not to like about Linux?? I don’t even use Linux but I find the memes and posts funny.
Wait, what did you just call me? 😄
I don't come onto Lemmy and complain that there are TOO MANY linux users.......I generally make fun of the fact that the last time I heard, about 2 months ago, Linux is at an all time high userbase of about 4% of PC users. Linux has been around 30+ years, and has an all time high userbase of 4%.
How is that too many Linux users???
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! See, the funny part is when the defenders of Linux get their panties in a bunch and downvote, and say things like "ACTUALLY IT'S BETTER THAN WINDOWS!!!"
Which is just engaging in whataboutism. I never defended Windows. Windows is a flaming dumpster fire, which self admits to spying on your screen activity, and sending that data back to HQ to monitor your usage. They promote that as a FEATURE of Windows 11 that you can't turn off. They even backported it to Windows 10. They have forced updates. Users are not the end goal of Windows.
......and yet people would rather deal with all that, then switch to Linux. Which just goes to show what Linux users CANNOT admit to themselves. That Linux is a worse operating system for the majority of people purely based on it's core concepts and user culture.
Then I get to laugh as Linux defenders get SOOOOOOO angry!!!!
........but I never said there were TOO MANY!!!!
people would rather deal with all that, then switch to Linux
Most people would rather deal with nothing. Most have a passing familiarity with Windows because they had to use it for work or school. But it's not like they went out and specifically 'learned Windows'. Most people just don't give a shit about how a computer works and want it to just do the stuff they want it to do with as little knowledge required as possible. If they have to let the corpos spy on them, oh well.
For the other 4% of people, there's Linux!
Sometimes baiting is just too easy
More like kinky sex slaves .... they're all either cheap or work for free.
They'll complain and give you a hard time during the whole experience but they'll never leave you alone because it's their kink and it turns them on.
Oh yes daddy, do me harder!
This is what Arch Linux would say
.... most just lie there bored out of their mind
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks.