If there are motherboards and daughterboards, are there fatherboards and sonboards?

Why is there a mother-daughter thing in the first place?

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The sonboard:

And here we see the family together:
The observant will have noticed one of these early uses of mother-board are in conjunction with baby-board, and not today's common daughterboard. A mother-baby relationship seems more appropriate in this context than mother-daughter.

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/10386/why-motherboard-is-used-to-refer-to-main-board-of-computer

So daughter boards were earlier referred to as baby boards. Mother to baby seems a more obvious link than farther.
- If 1 motherboard can make 1 babyboard in 9 months, can 3 motherboards make 1 babyboard in 3 months?
- Neat.
  
  Wonder why the terminology changed. Maybe baby-board/childboard didn't roll off the typewriter as well?
wait till you hear about white and black boards.
- Or master and slave boards...
- There's also bread- and waterboards
  
  They are both very similar. Breadboarding is making a circuit on a breadboard while waterboarding is making a circuit on someone's nipples whit a car battery while you're pouring water over their face.
Wait until you run into stepmother boards.

There's two types. The first are the evil stepmother boards that make you do all the hard work.

The other is the good stepmother board that gives you handjobs or takes your virginity
No.

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