People really argue about which birds are the best birds, but everyone can agree that seagulls are the worst.
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs described them best. Rats with fucking wings.
You talk like a man who's never been attacked by a wild turkey.
I haven't. But also that line is from a song.
Turkeys are stupid and angry. I think the only bird less intelligent than a turkey would be a guinea fowl, but they have the edge of just being suicidally dumb. I've had a Guinea run away from my car and then back in front of it in confusion, but never have I had one openly charge my vehicle. I've had a turkey do that, though.
They may be the worst, but someone who kills out of annoyance needs to be on a watchlist.
Wait. Are seagulls worse than black swans? Are they worse than Australian Magpies? I mean these surely got to be the top three worst birds, personally I'd prefer a seagull to a swan, but I've met enough magpie haters so I wouldn't be so sure everyone agrees
Throw the Canadian Goose in that mix. That bird is simply evil.
I love seagulls
I live by the bay of a freshwater lake with gulls so I call they baygulls
Luv me chips. Hate gulls. Simple as.
So I turns around, and I sez...
*shouldn't have"
I think it was intentional
What is the point in jokes with some people
Yes, that’s that’s issue with this sentence.
first off, in the politest way possible, fuck you
'me chip' isn't correct either
'simple as'... simple as what?
they're not going for correct grammar, they're phonetically spelling the accent and slang
Oy Wot?
I said seagull: Stop it now!
Hm ha hm hm ha
Anthony Fantano has fucking lost it
This should be told to all seagulls... Is he also a Florida man?
He should have eaten the seagull.
Fuck seagulls
I thought Lemmy was left leaning, but the Grammar Nazis, Meme Division are apparently alive and well.
You think grammar nazis aren't found all along the spectrum? We're everywhere.
Should have. Not of. Which language is your mother tounge? I see this more often. Is american school that bad?
I may get down voted for this but... seems like nobody spells "tongue" right.
How the fuck are you going to define someone by a pension? Seems like a lot of assumptions and prejudice goin in that definition. Is Pension like a town or something too?
Same in Sweden/norway. Pensionär/pensjonist are synonyms for retiree.
Mom, Frank killed a Seagull.
Whole Kelly family screams
Bad luck to kill a sea bird.
Simple as that*
