also summer used to be lush and enjoyable

We used to have insects, but they were all dying, so some of us would cover ourselves in bees and run around yelling "I'm covered in bees," which was the style at the time.

It is cold. Today. Yesterday it was quite hot. Tomorrow it'll be hot again.

Obviously climate change isn't real. /s

In argentina, we are touching the 40°c in the start of spring.

We can swim any day in November

And not on fire