Meh, the global ecosystem is fucked anyway. Might as well trim out the especially annoying bits and enjoy some relative comfort on our way to extinction. If doing so accelerates our downfall a bit, that's a fair trade.
Just gotta figure out how to turn their proboscis inside out with gene editing, make that an oral med, put it in a "supplement", and get marketing to sell it to them as a dick enhancer.
Make sure to label it "HOMEOPATHIC" and the government will leave you alone.