Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 2mo ago

Run.

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So a blind person can just walk through without issues?
- Yes. I believe this is what the SCP committee would call a memetic hazard.
  
  *cognitohazard unless it is contagious
- The implication goes only in one direction. "If you can read this, you are in danger" doesn't say anything about the case where you can't read it.
Is the anomaly that giant sentient hamburger?

I bet I could take 'im. Even if he doesn't have bacon.
- Hungry Burger's got like 2k atk though, you'll need to out it with snatch steal or raigeki
- Nope, that's an American Mimic. Looks like a cheeseburger but if you touch it, you are grappled and then it has advantage on attack rolls.
for some reason reminded me of the Astral Spike from the game Control.
throws bolt forward
Looks at the sign with a telescope from space

Haha you cant catch me anomaly
- It says if you can read the sign, you're in range. It's an anomaly, after all.
  
  Ah shit, I just read the sign...
Area X

If you can see the lighthouse, you're screwed.
- I loved that book. What an LSD Trip of a story (the Southern reach trilogy)
  
  The movie was even surprisingly great, despite, or possibly because of diverging from the books so much.
- ah yes the lovely universe reset
!scp@lemmy.world is leaking...
DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS. NONE OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARD SAVING THE PLANET.
- But enough about Walmart...
STALKER: New Vegas looks lit
- I would play the everlasting shit out of this
You can trust anomaly. Anomaly is frien
GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER!
I just finished Outriders, let me at that fucking anomaly
Of course I'm in range.

I can never be out of range of it.
The anomaly is YOU.
BOW DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Fortnite reference?!
- I think it would be safer if you assume everything in fortnite is a reference to something else.
  
  Does Fortnite have any original content at all? Everything I've seen looked like licensed stuff.
Wouldn't it be cool if there were shit like this out there?
Bring it no. I'm ready for some existential crisis.
Thanks for warning me in advance
Like an angler fish; That sign draws in the curious and unaware.

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