True dat

Because I'm fat and ugly. I don't want to see it and trust me you don't want to see it either.

I remember something about them being hunted to extinction

Understanding dryer settings.

Girl, step into any sports themed gay bar. We are still dressing like this.

Aside from my slab o'flab making people wish my top had not been cropped, those daddy dukes look like junk-crunchers.

I just realized that the examples in the meme leave out an important part of the ensemble: calf-high white tube socks with multicolor bands at the top.

If you're gonna rock it, rock it all the way.

Because I'd look like this:

We grew up watching those dudes get butchered in increasingly-grotesque ways by a diverse conglomeration of psychotic murderers and animals, both natural and supernatural.

I'm good with my plain black t-shirt that's long enough to serve as a dress because I'm fat and need uberlength shirts to make it over the curvature of my Moo Deng pregnancy and still have enough fabric left over to not leave me looking like I'm wearing a cummerbund made from pale hairy human skin.

Fat guy dress > being split vertically, starting at the willy, by an industrial saw because I unknowingly spent a summer afternoon in a swimming hole that once hosted a cruel gang of teenagers who pretended to befriend a lonely man with a deformity and subsequently caused him to drown in it by shoving him off the rocks into the water even though they knew he couldn't swim.

The shape of my body.

We live in a society.

Fat

I work IT in a construction yard and dont like the oil and slurry shit getting on my thighs when I have to fix the internet in the wash bay. Weekends are fair game but I'm a twink not a hunk so the pull off is different.

Because those hunks never survived the movie.

I don't have a younger sister I have to share clothes with.

Lotta people here have some body dismorphia

It does seem like short shorts are coming back.

My fragile masculinity 😔

Beer belly

No way, this is like wearing the red shirt in Star Trek.

I don't want to look at my disgusting flesh-body and I'd rather nobody else saw it either. Rebuild me shiny and chrome, then we'll talk about showing off.

Dad bod.

High fructose corn syrup

I mean, my big fat body, mostly.

Exercise

Personal dignity?

I dress like this in the summer as a nonbinary person

My wife.

I don’t want to disappoint gay guys.

Gents, this is not for you; it’s for her. 🙂

not being a hunk, for starters... but also it looks uncomfortable

I'm from the 80's and nobody wants to see someone my age dressed like that.

Being the first or second victim is a pretty good disincentive

All those pockets too small to carry a phone.

I'm still traumatized by spandex being a thing when I was in primary school.

Gym was .... embarrassing.

Self-respect mostly (at least what's left of it).

Thankfully, other men.

Because eww, I don’t want to

Were any women involved in this? Seems like the industry was full of older white men making all of the decisions back then.

I recently got a one shoulder top that I'm wearing at home, does that count?

Do you find a beer gut sexy? How about Dad Bod?

My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.

I don't want to show anyone up

Sheer sex appeal

Every single men's top I've seen are too big...

I don't want to be killed off like them?

The "Fire Island gay" look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)

Because our bodies are gross and threatening.

It's too cold where I live

The middle one (at least) is from Sleepaway Camp. Terrifying ending.

I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that

It’s really uncomfortable

I could dress like that... for money.

Misses says my T-shirt tan ruins the look, not the dad bod ❤️

I'm not old enough =(

I kinda dress like this in casual situations, no cropped shirt though. But I'm considering making one out from an older shirt.

Same thing as the last time this was reposted. Didn't change in a few months.