Birds aren't real, it's a foreign surveillance drone. Get your fucking facts right.
That's exactly what the birds want you to think, while they're plotting world dominance.
Then what are chicken?
What a heinous criminal.
You can see he's up to no good by his rebellious attitude
I don’t think it was this bird, but I remember a case where a bird snitched on its owner that had murdered someone. They truly are surveillance devices
Innocent until proven guilty.
Translated the article from the Dutch news website nos.nl:
A lovebird that was taken by the police in Utrecht last week has become an international hit on social media in a few days, reports RTV Utrecht.
The police literally put the lovebird on water and bread on Thursday, after its owner was arrested for shoplifting. The suspect had the bird on his shoulder when officers arrested him.
A birdcage was not available at the office, so the bird had to be put in a cell as well. There he received a white sandwich and some water, the police reported on Instagram.
RTV Utrecht posted a photo of the lovebird with a bar in front of its eyes. Animal lover Emma from Scotland picked up the article and the animal has since gone viral on Twitter.
The arrested owner was released by the police the same day and left the police station with the bird on his shoulder. "The lovebird also invokes his right to remain silent," jokes a police spokesperson.
Stool pigeon probably gave him up.
Thank you for taking time out of your day to link the story!!
