What is the funniest one syllable word you can think of?
What is the funniest one syllable word you can think of?
I say "bum" and my wife says "boob"
Interested to hear what you think.
Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.
46 0 ReplyPeef.
It's when you fart out of your dick hole. A "Penis Queef", if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.
29 0 ReplyBjork!
I know it’s not a word, but a name… still if you use it with ! I think it’s particularly funny. Like it’s an exclamation, or a warning.
22 0 ReplySmeg
I expect this requires no explanation. You lemmings already know.
19 0 Reply17 0 ReplyI also choose this guy's wife's "boob".
16 0 ReplyWithout wanting to ruffle anyone's feathers, I will submit queef, which would be worth a chuckle even if it held no meaning
15 0 ReplyBOINK
15 0 Reply"womp"
but usually funnier when used as a pair
14 0 ReplyYou two are wild
13 0 ReplyMoist.
12 0 ReplyHowever you spell that noise Guinea pigs make.
12 0 ReplyYeet is fun to say when throwing something.
12 0 ReplyBob
10 0 ReplyFunt. Looks horrendously rude, resembles two terrible English words, but is completely without meaning in and of itself. Unless you let UrbanDictionary tell you that it's the combination of those two words anyway.
It's also the noise things make when launched out of a tube by compressed air, if not the noise made by lighting gases in a test tube, both of which are highly entertaining.
The spelling "phoont" may be preferable.
10 0 ReplyTwat
pronounced with a hard A
9 0 Replypoot
9 0 ReplyHump
Also: dink
Edit: hehehehehehe
8 0 ReplyShunt.
8 0 Reply8 0 ReplyCunk
8 0 ReplyMoob.
7 0 ReplyI always enjoyed the word putz. I typically use the verb format but it amuses me that every definition is so different lol.
7 0 ReplyNob
7 0 ReplySchnozz
7 0 ReplyAs a mountaineer I enjoy the word "cwm". Sounds like it should nasty but in reality it's just Welsh for cirque.
6 0 ReplyBerk
(It has a very rude etymology)
6 0 ReplyPeh
5 0 ReplyStank.
5 0 ReplyBoof
5 0 ReplyShart
5 0 ReplyScrunched
Longest syllable I can think of, rather ironic
5 0 Replypink
Not the color. The sound of something tiny-yet-structurally-significant snapping under pressure; juuuuust before the most chaotic gosh-damned thing you've ever seen in your life happens. Car accidents, roller coaster failures, towers collapsing (not those ones) - it's pretty much always preceded by a tiny little pink
5 0 ReplyShmeckels, nick name of my cat when he eats...and shmecks
5 0 ReplyQueef 😂
4 0 ReplySquirrel
4 0 ReplyBloop
4 0 Replyscrunched
4 0 ReplyFart.
4 0 ReplyIn commonwealth culture where I come from, "loo" is the slang word for toilet, and it's always funny out of context.
4 0 ReplyFünf
4 0 ReplyBonk
4 0 Replysquirreled
It's the longest one-syllable word last time I checked. Pretty ridiculous that it is one syllable honestly.
4 0 ReplyGooch, taint, bung, flunch.
3 0 Replybop
3 0 ReplyClunge
3 0 Replyfart
3 0 Replycoque
3 0 ReplyShit. I associate that with how my friend and I used to say it during games. "Ah Chiet!" like you have no teeth.
3 0 ReplyPlung.
3 0 ReplyMoist. No but really ive always thought "sedge" is a funny sounding word.
3 0 ReplyNah
3 0 Replydude
3 0 ReplyBoop!
2 0 ReplyCul
2 0 Reply