He's already kind-of dead, what's the worst that could happen?
IRS audit
But not healthy.
What? Why on earth should that be unhealthy?
I knew a guy who slept in a coffin. Apparently women were really into that. I mean he was a good looking guy, so he didn't have any trouble with women in general, but apparently the coffin is what really got the ladies going.
My first car was a hearse, so I bought a coffin too, it's great for metal festivals ๐ค๐ป
That being said, sex in a coffin isn't so practical...
Maybe it's the coffin I'm missing for my sleeping conditions!
Omg he sleeps with a fan. That's adorable.
He's already kind-of dead, what's the worst that could happen?
IRS audit
But not healthy.
What? Why on earth should that be unhealthy?