The real oppressors

Diabel: Alright, looks like everyone's grouped up. Get plenty of rest tonight, people! We leave at noon!

Player 2: *Groans* Noon?

Player 3: That's so early!

Diabel: *Sighs* Alright. What about 1 o'clock?

Player 8: 1? Dude, come on!

Diabel: *Groans* God, fine! We leave at the crack of... 2:30, I guess. Lazy butts...

Player 4: Christ, I'm gonna have to set my alarm.

~Sword Art Online Abridged, episode 2

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/zhbL8FFKARg?si=pAPl8FJs_D6B96yH