Why is he playing dumb? Anyone who thinks about it for one second knows dogs can bowl. Of course it must be exhausting to deal with someone who won’t put in the effort.
I want a disney movie where a kids bowling team is going up against the bully bowling team. And they end up breaking one of the kids arms so he can't bowl anymore.
Thats when they bring in a golden retriever to be their 4th team member. There's no rule against it in the rulebook.....
So despite everyone telling them it's a bad idea, and it'll never work, they let it stand officially! The dog is on the team! They rename their team The Underdogs! And then that team gets decimated in the tournament due to dogs lacking opposable thumbs, and have no concept of what bowling even is.