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1y ago

Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

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1y ago

Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

theonion.com /trump-forced-to-play-glockenspiel-at-rally-after-every-artist-bars-use-of-songs/

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I know this is satire because there is no way Trump has any musical talent.
- Honestly, if this ever really happened it would be one thing that actually might make me want to see such a rally.
Jokes on you, Onion, because that is very clearly a Vibraphone and not a Glockenspiel. DEUUUUHHHHHHHH
- Glockenspiel is a much funnier word, though 😁
And I’m sure it was the Best glockenspiel performance ever. Professional musicians have likely told him they’ve never heard anything as great.
Came for the headline, stayed for the picture, and really enjoyed the article. Well done The Onion.
- You should really look into their print edition that they just relaunched, then! Really cheap and a great way to support the new ownership.
I really hate this timeline. We are at a point now where I thought this was legit
Oh. It's the onion. Didn't realize until well after deep into comments.
And he's a damned virtuoso.
- A true idiot savant
  
  A true idiot
I'm a Republican who Does His Own Research and The Onion is LIBRUL PROPAGANDA! WAKE UP Sheeple! Kid Rock would GLADLY play at Trump's Rally! The Onion is the DEEP STATE!
Feeling hot hot hot!
If only there weren't Republican musicians ...

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