That's totally how buying a car works, sovcit.

I'm not sure what the goal is for the SovCit. Are they trying to scam a dealership by making payment in some non-existent form? (that said, SovCits and car dealerships totally deserve each other)

That's correct
Some time ago I read a description of SC like a cargo cult that mimics legal terminology like magic words that they expect nobody else to understand either.

Despite how crazy that all is, I really like the last line of the post. It’s a great way to end pretty much any comment on the internet.

The Great Meeting is on.

One sovcit signs all his posts: "The Marathon Continues. Aaaaaaaaa". I don't know what it means but it's so nutty.
- Aaaaaaaaa

It’s called fraud ma’am. There is no cheat code to get a free car from the dealer.

Sovcits are all just bums trying to get free shit and not pay taxes. Non off them actually believe in the sovcit shit. Otherwise they wouldn’t even be driving on the road.

Abracadabra... Allakhazam!

This flag has fringe on it, therefore all proceedings are null and void due to the fact that we are on land and not at sea, ipso facto, post mortem, carpe diem, and allahu akhbar.

Verbatim, vis-a-vis

I love how all of these fools don't seem to understand the basic concept that no one is required to do business with them.

But they said the magic words they found on that schizophrenic guy's Facebook page, how could you not want to do business with them?
Of course they understand. That's why they didn't steal the car.

"The Great Meeting", is that sovcit code for something?

I think it's something Moorish. They also say "the marathon continues" a lot.
Imagine them typing that phrase with a smug face like a disney movie villain.

They don't connect the thought that if this really worked, the dealer would pull the same trick on the manufacturer to get free cars to sell onto the public...

I'm sure they'll get right on handing you the keys. 👍

Why even bother with the dealer? Just help yourself to the keys and make a license plate out of a placemat that says Dis Mah Car Now Bro.
- Dis Mah Car actually needs to be "Dat Mah Car" the Dat indicates that it's Designated Auto Transportation while Dis is Designated Interested Services. Police legally cannot stop you for a DAT vehicle as long as you have your world passport.
  
  The ride continues.

So they want to ask to see the “real invoice” and then try to pay with a make believe check made out to cash.

Their fundamental error is not noticing other people are smarter than them.

I saw GM and thought I'm reading an rpgmemes post and I didn't get the joke.

Works every time.